FOOD JOKES
Song by Cathy Fink, © 2 Spoons Music, ASCAP

Chorus:
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
You can’t pull that joke on me
Ho ho ho, yum, yum, yum
Food jokes are a lot of fun

Here are a few jokes from the song on Bon Appétit! Musical Food Fun.
There’s a place underneath for you to submit your own food jokes. All jokes will be read by the editors and not EVERY joke will be posted on the web site. Some of them may even be told at our concerts!

What do you call 2 banana peels?
A pair of slippers

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy!

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate too fast?
Stop goblin your food.

Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up

Submit your jokes here:
(please fill out all the information for your joke to be reviewed)

Check back in about 2 weeks to see of your joke was chosen. Good luck!